{"title":"Mad King Collection","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"a4y7k5\" data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"782\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003eWhat happens when someone who desperately wants to be treated like a king is handed the keys to a democracy?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"824\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSpoiler alert:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"798\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(177, 39, 11);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNothing Good!!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"305\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"108\"\u003eMad King Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the people who always questioned whether giving a deeply insecure, attention-obsessed, revenge-driven strongman unlimited power was maybe…not the greatest long-term strategy for democracy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"667\"\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"667\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill anyone save us from his madness??\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"turns-out-the-method-to-the-madness-is-just-madness-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug","title":"There is NO Method to the Madness ONLY Madness - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eYou’ve heard it a thousand times: \u003cem\u003e\"There’s a method to the madness.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut after years of gaslighting, golf trips, and incoherent press conferences, let’s be real, \u003cstrong\u003eTurns out...the method to the madness is just madness.\u003c\/strong\u003e This ceramic mug cuts straight through the conspiracy theories, excuses, and “he’s playing 4D chess” nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of WTF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; 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This mug showcases our burger-bodied monarch in full royal cosplay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity for Democracy Defenders Worldwide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe cold, greasy truth: \u003cstrong\u003e“Dictators Gonna' Dictate.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663128858925,"sku":"18826107831652937312","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/12864218317511910821_2048.jpg?v=1781310483"},{"product_id":"4d-chess-isn-t-a-thing-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug-satire-anti-gaslighting-gift-bpa-lead-free-microwave-dishwasher-safe","title":"4D Chess Isn’t a Thing Even for a Stable Genius - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eYou’ve heard the excuse before: \u003cstrong\u003e“He’s playing 4D chess!”\u003c\/strong\u003e If the strategy is throwing $hit against the wall and seeing what sticks, then perhaps he is. A must-have for those of us who never bought into the “secret genius” narrative and prefer our coffee without the sycophantic hype-train. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz of Reality-Based Sipping \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663128924461,"sku":"12276212218545343708","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/2440465567247263471_2048.jpg?v=1781310297"},{"product_id":"copy-of-elect-a-clown-get-a-circus-15oz-political-coffee-mug-funny-anti-trump-design-with-ringmaster-clown-tent-bpa-lead-free-microwave-dishwasher-safe","title":"If You Elect a Clown, Don't Be Surprised - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eYou know a clown show when you see one. This ceramic mug says what we always knew would be true, If you elect a clown don’t be surprised you get a circus. A subtle nod to what happens when democracy starts to feel like a reality show has gone rogue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz of Liquid Sanity (‘cause eleven isn’t enough for this circus)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; Microwave Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA and Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eElect wisely. 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Even one a president could understand:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eVote + Clown = Circus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePerfect for coffee drinkers who are exhausted by chaos being marketed as “strategy,” this mug captures the feeling of watching daily headlines unfold like a blooper reel but unfortunately with real-world consequences. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity for Large Servings of Political Disbelief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSip smarter. 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This mug is perfect for anyone who’s tired of ego-driven policy and legally questionable tantrums.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 Ounces of “I Said What I Said”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free White Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFor people who like their coffee strong and their presidents emotionally stable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826649792813,"sku":"28039014532249551655","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/8271370229319881755_2048.jpg?v=1781310474"},{"product_id":"copy-of-dictators-gonna-dictate-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug-trump-satire-featuring-burger-king-parody-bpa-lead-free-dishwasher-microwave-safe","title":"Dictators Gonna Dictate, Heavy On the... - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003espicier\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e version of our “Dictators Gonna Dictate” mug, this\u003cem\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eheavy on the dic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e version may be raunchy for some or accurate for others. Whichever you prefer, the core message is the same, we have a burger lovin' wannabe dictator in the Whitehouse. Our favorite fast-food-fueled figure has made one thing clear: he’s not here for checks and balances...he’s here for chee$e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eof Authoritarian Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eYou know it's bad when the pres gives more thought to a fast-food order than your foreign policy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826649923885,"sku":"29453387845106781503","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/15585185889691844707_2048.jpg?v=1781310275"},{"product_id":"elect-a-clown-get-a-circus-15-oz-coffee-mug","title":"Elect A Clown Get a Circus - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBecause let’s face it, \u003cstrong\u003eif you elect a clown, you \u003cem\u003ewill \u003c\/em\u003eget a circus.\u003c\/strong\u003e And now you can sip your coffee with a knowing smirk that a three-ring circus was inevitable with a clown in charge. Whether you're watching the chaos unfold on the news or just trying to make it through another conversation with your family during the holidays, this mug says it all, without you having to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz of Why You Shouldn't Look at Clowns the Same\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWatch the circus from the comfort of your mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51883507286317,"sku":"13677104549384571015","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/6754563144561442988_2048.jpg?v=1781310255"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/collections\/WILL_WORK_FOR_FOOD_1.png?v=1779918616","url":"https:\/\/pettypolitiks.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"pet·ty pol·i·tiks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}