{"title":"Shop All","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"how-many-days-has-it-been-i-think-i-can-i-think-i-can-15-oz-funny-political-coffee-mug-with-twitchy-cat-overflowing-cup-microwave-dishwasher-safe","title":"How Many Days Until the Next Election? - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eSurviving four-years of stress takes more than just hope, it takes coffee…\u003cstrong\u003elots of coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e. This frazzled cat is pouring coffee like their sanity depends on it, because it does! 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This sleepy little kawaii critter lying lazily on a tree branch knows what’s up: \u003cstrong\u003esometimes the best coping strategy is hibernation.\u003c\/strong\u003e This mug is your daily permission slip to tap out until democracy gets its act together. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of No More Effs to Give\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663078527277,"sku":"32849214221450833120","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/17591232291811977126_2048.jpg?v=1781310364"},{"product_id":"wake-me-up-in-four-years-chill-panda-lounge-pose-15oz-ceramic-mug-satirical-political-gift-bpa-free-microwave-safe","title":"Wake Me When...the Nuremberg (Trump) Trials Start - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"2632\" data-end=\"2765\"\u003eYou know the saying \"history repeats itself\", well in this case, we're routing for history...of consequences. 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Groceries cost more. Anxiety is rising. And yet, somehow, we’re supposed to be “winning.” This teary-eyed emoji mug captures the question millions of Americans ask every time they shop, fill up the tank, or open a utility bill: \u003cstrong\u003e“Is This What Winning Looks Like?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity - because smaller mugs aren’t big enough to hold this much disappointment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663127023917,"sku":"31867752934014581756","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/1551304496782233987_2048.jpg?v=1781310429"},{"product_id":"turns-out-the-method-to-the-madness-is-just-madness-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug","title":"There is NO Method to the Madness ONLY Madness - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eYou’ve heard it a thousand times: \u003cem\u003e\"There’s a method to the madness.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut after years of gaslighting, golf trips, and incoherent press conferences, let’s be real, \u003cstrong\u003eTurns out...the method to the madness is just madness.\u003c\/strong\u003e This ceramic mug cuts straight through the conspiracy theories, excuses, and “he’s playing 4D chess” nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of WTF\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eGreat for side-eyes during Zoom calls, subtle digs at the office, or gifting to your ex-friend 'cause you tried to tell them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663128793389,"sku":"26124750684157208530","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/5235347965405827559_2048.jpg?v=1781310419"},{"product_id":"dictators-gonna-dictate-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug-trump-satire-featuring-burger-king-parody-bpa-lead-free-dishwasher-microwave-safe","title":"Dictators Gonna Dictate (tame version) - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis is our sanitized version \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/pettypolitiks.com\/products\/copy-of-dictators-gonna-dictate-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug-trump-satire-featuring-burger-king-parody-bpa-lead-free-dishwasher-microwave-safe?variant=51826649923885\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e(see spicier here)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e but the message is still the same, our country is run by a burger lovin’ wannabe dictator. This mug showcases our burger-bodied monarch in full royal cosplay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity for Democracy Defenders Worldwide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe cold, greasy truth: \u003cstrong\u003e“Dictators Gonna' Dictate.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663128858925,"sku":"18826107831652937312","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/12864218317511910821_2048.jpg?v=1781310483"},{"product_id":"4d-chess-isn-t-a-thing-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug-satire-anti-gaslighting-gift-bpa-lead-free-microwave-dishwasher-safe","title":"4D Chess Isn’t a Thing Even for a Stable Genius - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eYou’ve heard the excuse before: \u003cstrong\u003e“He’s playing 4D chess!”\u003c\/strong\u003e If the strategy is throwing $hit against the wall and seeing what sticks, then perhaps he is. A must-have for those of us who never bought into the “secret genius” narrative and prefer our coffee without the sycophantic hype-train. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz of Reality-Based Sipping \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50663128924461,"sku":"12276212218545343708","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/2440465567247263471_2048.jpg?v=1781310297"},{"product_id":"copy-of-elect-a-clown-get-a-circus-15oz-political-coffee-mug-funny-anti-trump-design-with-ringmaster-clown-tent-bpa-lead-free-microwave-dishwasher-safe","title":"If You Elect a Clown, Don't Be Surprised - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eYou know a clown show when you see one. This ceramic mug says what we always knew would be true, If you elect a clown don’t be surprised you get a circus. A subtle nod to what happens when democracy starts to feel like a reality show has gone rogue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz of Liquid Sanity (‘cause eleven isn’t enough for this circus)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; Microwave Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA and Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eElect wisely. Sip sarcastically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826646253869,"sku":"14250547157692181150","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/15455138187321799398_2048.jpg?v=1781310828"},{"product_id":"copy-of-vote-clown-circus-15-oz-funny-political-ceramic-mug-hilarious-visual-satire-bpa-lead-free-microwave-dishwasher-safe-anti-trump-gift-idea","title":"Vote + Clown = Circus - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eTurns out the equation was pretty simple. Even one a president could understand:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eVote + Clown = Circus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003ePerfect for coffee drinkers who are exhausted by chaos being marketed as “strategy,” this mug captures the feeling of watching daily headlines unfold like a blooper reel but unfortunately with real-world consequences. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity for Large Servings of Political Disbelief\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eSip smarter. Vote wiser.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826646384941,"sku":"22750838114616478590","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/942538074696701585_2048.jpg?v=1781310236"},{"product_id":"copy-of-copy-of-woke-and-caffeinated-meditating-sloth-15-oz-funny-political-coffee-mug","title":"\"WOKE” and Caffeinated Yoga Sloth - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eWhat's better than a daily dose of peace...a daily dose of peace with a splash of political sarcasm. As this yoga posing sloth knows, you must do everything you can to stay sane during this administration. And strong coffee may be the only thing that helps us make it to 2029 with our sanity intact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of Politically Induced Caffeine Dependency\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eSlow down; stay calm; stay \"woke.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826646483245,"sku":"84220999310324398952","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/18061862357806314719_2048.jpg?v=1781310333"},{"product_id":"dont-blame-me-chaos-bear-15oz-mug-political-satire","title":"Don't Blame Me For the Chaos – Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eThis dejected bear can only shrug. \u003cstrong\u003eIt wasn't rocket science\u003c\/strong\u003e that this president would be a disaster again. Apparently, the suggestion of injecting bleach wasn’t enough.  This mug is for those who are tired of being forced to participate in the consequences they voted against.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz of Guilt Free I Told You So Energy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826646843693,"sku":"22994227142534480680","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/15425071810463966608_2048.jpg?v=1781310210"},{"product_id":"copy-of-i-know-i-cant-be-the-only-one-who-rabbit-15oz-mug-political-satire","title":"I Can't Be the Only One Wondering. 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If you too are afraid to look at your feed in the morning, hoping the country is still there, then this mug is for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz of Political Escapism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eUnfortunately, the closest this sweet innocent bunny will get to competent leadership is by dreaming about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826646974765,"sku":"12147195685361385508","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/13326785107545404196_2048.jpg?v=1781310309"},{"product_id":"copy-of-wake-me-up-when-weve-hit-bottom-kawaii-panda-on-back-15oz-mug-political-satire","title":"Wake Me Up When We've Hit Bottom – Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eThe panda tried to tell ya. Now the only thing they can do is dream of competent leadership and return to sanity. This mug captures the mood of the politically exhausted and those who knew what was coming. While \"I told you so\" doesn't stop the Country from hitting rock bottom, this mug will serve as a satisfying reminder to others that you were right and they were...well wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of Moral High-Ground\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826647105837,"sku":"28505570050831482646","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/6651006859902996695_2048.jpg?v=1781310515"},{"product_id":"copy-of-dont-blame-me-chaos-bear-15oz-mug-political-satire","title":"Don't Blame Us For the Economy...We Voted For the Other Person - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003eHigher groceries prices. CHECK. Higher gas costs. CHECK. Even higher inflation. CHECK. CHECK. CHECK. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 3;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\"\u003e“Don’t Blame Us For the Economy…WE VOTED FOR THE OTHER PERSON.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eIt’s sarcastic. It’s petty. 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Nothing screams \"over it\" like a grumpy cat in a necktie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 ounces of Caffeinated Coping Power\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free White Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFueled only by coffee and disbelief, this office cat is barely hanging-on. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826649727277,"sku":"10186738364084480850","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/11630503526114114135_2048.jpg?v=1781310353"},{"product_id":"copy-of-petty-people-make-poor-presidents-15-oz-ceramic-coffee-mug-funny-anti-trump-political-gift-bpa-lead-free-microwave-dishwasher-safe","title":"Petty People Make Poor Presidents - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFor those mornings when you need a strong cup of coffee \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a reminder that leadership should come with maturity. This mug is perfect for anyone who’s tired of ego-driven policy and legally questionable tantrums.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 Ounces of “I Said What I Said”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free White Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFor people who like their coffee strong and their presidents emotionally stable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826649792813,"sku":"28039014532249551655","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/8271370229319881755_2048.jpg?v=1781310474"},{"product_id":"copy-of-dictators-gonna-dictate-funny-political-15oz-ceramic-mug-trump-satire-featuring-burger-king-parody-bpa-lead-free-dishwasher-microwave-safe","title":"Dictators Gonna Dictate, Heavy On the... - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ee0000;\"\u003espicier\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e version of our “Dictators Gonna Dictate” mug, this\u003cem\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eheavy on the dic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e version may be raunchy for some or accurate for others. Whichever you prefer, the core message is the same, we have a burger lovin' wannabe dictator in the Whitehouse. Our favorite fast-food-fueled figure has made one thing clear: he’s not here for checks and balances...he’s here for chee$e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eof Authoritarian Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eYou know it's bad when the pres gives more thought to a fast-food order than your foreign policy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826649923885,"sku":"29453387845106781503","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/15585185889691844707_2048.jpg?v=1781310275"},{"product_id":"copy-of-everything-gets-better-with-coffee-except-this-presidency-happy-cat-15oz-funny-anti-trump-political-mug","title":"Everything's Better with Coffee… Except – Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis cheerful kitty is telling it like it tis’; that not even a triple espresso can make this presidency better. We can all agree with this caffeine-loving cat that everything gets better with coffee except…well this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity to Handle Strong Coffee and Stronger Opinions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA and Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826650317101,"sku":"13514759379469948029","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/13964171956986247355_2048.jpg?v=1781310342"},{"product_id":"copy-of-we-winnin-yet-15-oz-funny-ceramic-coffee-mug-doodle-art-stock-market-dropping-crash-humor-political-satire-gift-bpa-lead-free-dishwasher-microwave-safe","title":"We Winnin' Yet? Cause Poverty - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eNothing says “economic prosperity” quite like having to violently shake a piggy bank to find money. But affordability is a hoax, America is great again, and we’re getting tired of too much winning, so it’s okay. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz of Late-Stage Capitalism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826678628653,"sku":"43884511884829957221","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/10127278753351241305_2048.jpg?v=1781310386"},{"product_id":"copy-of-we-winnin-yet-15-oz-funny-ceramic-coffee-mug-doodle-art-stock-market-dropping-crash-humor-political-satire-gift-bpa-lead-free-dishwasher-microwave-safe-1","title":"We Winnin' Yet? Cause Inflation - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eAh yes. The Unaffordable American Dream. This brutally relatable mug perfectly captures the experience of walking into a store for “just a few things” and leaving with financial trauma. Ideal for anyone wondering how beef became a luxury item and why it seems like even breathing costs money.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of Economic Despair\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51826680365357,"sku":"71115556205099286046","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/4477138519048419425_2048.jpg?v=1781310451"},{"product_id":"woke-and-caffeinated-meditating-frog-15-oz-coffee-mug","title":"\"WOKE” and Caffeinated Meditating Frog - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eYou’ve meditated. You’ve journaled. You’ve blocked at least 7 relatives on social media. Now it’s time for coffee. This mug is for every person who’s quietly losing it, one news cycle at a time, but doing it with style and a strong brew. Namaste...and nah, I’m not okay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz of Pure Political Coping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eIt's not apathy. It's survival. Coffee helps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51851771216173,"sku":"20224894453954756481","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/8090360833843389268_2048.jpg?v=1781310494"},{"product_id":"affordability-isnt-a-hoax-15oz-coffee-mug","title":"Affordability Isn't a Hoax - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eTurns out people weren’t imagining it.\u003cbr data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eGroceries really \u003cem data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"974\"\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e expensive. Rent really \u003cem data-start=\"998\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e outrageous. And apparently surviving adulthood now requires a side hustle, emotional support coffee, and advanced financial gymnastics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eThis painfully relatable mug features struggling stick figures showing the many stages of economic exhaustion:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1cdz9v9\" data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1259\"\u003ebroke,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1t0yxlh\" data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003estressed,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tp4nte\" data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003edefeated,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1k3txvc\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003eand one sitting on the curb staring hopelessly into a panhandling hat like:\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"emawni\" data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003e“So… is this the winning part?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eFront and center is the brutally honest phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"s5ft6g\" data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e“Affordability Isn’t a Hoax”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003elease stop the gaslighting! Groceries really \u003cem\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e expensive, rent really \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e high, and finding a job that keeps up with inflation is damn near impossible. This painfully relatable mug features struggle sticks, formerly known as stick figures, that are economically exhausted and wondering if this is the winning part, what does losing look like?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity, large enough for panhandling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eB\u003cem\u003eecause telling financially stressed Americans affordability is a hoax, while prices rise daily, is an insane alternate reality.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51883500667181,"sku":"28888506183969150291","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/4824634595255237922_2048.jpg?v=1781310322"},{"product_id":"most-of-us-aint-winnin-cause-bills-15-oz-coffee-mug","title":"Most of Us Ain't Winnin' Cause Bills - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e“Best economy ever!” they said, meanwhile your screening phone calls so bill collectors don’t enter the chat. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eElectric bill? Due.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eRent? Late.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eStudent loans? Where’s the Save Act when you need it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMental stability? Debatable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Large enough for your coffee and your economic despair\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eHow much longer before we all crash and burn?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51883500896557,"sku":"22676152647262150085","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/10334309858376230526_2048.jpg?v=1781310395"},{"product_id":"woke-caffeinated-meditating-sloth-15oz-coffee-mug","title":"\"WOKE” and Caffeinated Meditating Sloth - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eApparently caring about democracy, basic rights, and factual information makes you “woke.” Cool. Pass the coffee. This zen meditating sloth is radiating calm caffeinated awareness in a country running on chaos and conspiracy theories.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003e15 oz Capacity of Mindfulness with a Handle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif;\"\u003ePerfect for politically aware coffee lovers who are trying to maintain inner peace while the news cycle actively tests it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51883502010669,"sku":"16171167348438557697","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/8379574134789587896_2048.jpg?v=1781310265"},{"product_id":"elect-a-clown-get-a-circus-15-oz-coffee-mug","title":"Elect A Clown Get a Circus - Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none w-px _threadGutter_1y3t0_22 min-h-[max(var(--gutter-min-height,0px),var(--gutter-remaining-height,0px))] md:[--gutter-min-height:2.25rem] group-data-stream-active\/thread:h-(--thread-end-gutter-active-height)\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBecause let’s face it, \u003cstrong\u003eif you elect a clown, you \u003cem\u003ewill \u003c\/em\u003eget a circus.\u003c\/strong\u003e And now you can sip your coffee with a knowing smirk that a three-ring circus was inevitable with a clown in charge. Whether you're watching the chaos unfold on the news or just trying to make it through another conversation with your family during the holidays, this mug says it all, without you having to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e15 oz of Why You Shouldn't Look at Clowns the Same\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eBPA \u0026amp; Lead-Free Ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"color: black; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eMicrowave and Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eWatch the circus from the comfort of your mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":51883507286317,"sku":"13677104549384571015","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/files\/6754563144561442988_2048.jpg?v=1781310255"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/2256\/3373\/collections\/ics_2.png?v=1781314731","url":"https:\/\/pettypolitiks.com\/collections\/shop-all.oembed","provider":"pet·ty pol·i·tiks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}