Pick your poison — or rather, your politics. Build your own sticker pack from our full lineup of funny, satirical designs: cost-of-living gripes, anti-authoritarian jabs, and a few fan-favorite lines pulled straight from our mugs. Choose any 3 for $11.99 or any 5 for $16.99 — mix themes, match your mood, or just grab whichever ones made you laugh out loud.

Each sticker is a 3x4 in kiss-cut vinyl sticker with a satin finish — bubble-free, waterproof, and built to survive a laptop lid, a water bottle, a bumper, or the bottom of your bag for years, not weeks.

Whether you're building a wall of commentary on your laptop or just need something on your car so strangers know exactly how you feel about the news cycle, this is the low-commitment way to wear your pettiness in public. Add a pack to any mug order — U.S. orders over $40 ship free.